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bryan

Annoying, never gets girls, loves pizza, too serious, needs help
Bryan loves pizza

Bryan never gets girls
by Popcorn532 July 2, 2016
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bryan

person 1 - Brian is a nice guy
person 2 - He spells it "Bryan"
person 1 - Correction he is a fag
by bryan not brian May 27, 2017
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bryan

hotest man ever. girls all over him. everyone calls him daddy, Huge Penis. he is always horny. beast in bed. all girls want him.
girl: Yas daddy, go bryan
by that.girl_ February 12, 2017
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bryan

always high, talks to himself, dates fat whales, cant catch a football, walks like a retard, laughs like a bat, lightskin faggot, always in trouble, does the stupidest things , gets suspended.
bryan u a retard
by qEGHSTDSNZT January 27, 2018
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bryan

Bryan: your girlfriend has a good handshake, son
Ethyn: uhhh thanks
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bryan halling

The act of orally pleasuring ones butthole. Not to be confused with a typical rimjob; the "Bryan Hall" utilizes a full tongue stroking technique along with full eye contact with the intended region. Commonly leads to Pinkeye for the providing participant.
Damn Adam I've been"Bryan Halling" that chick all night!
by BuhDeavy December 11, 2013
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Bryan Danielson

"The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson is an American professional wrestler who goes by the alias of Daniel Bryan in the WWE where he currently works and is the reigning and defending United States Champion. FACT: He is the best wrestler in the world despite the fact that most of the modern day wrestling fans are 3-11 year old WWE sheep and praise Cena.

Danielson established a cult following in the independent circuit where he wrestled from 1999 to 2010 when he joined the WWE. After joining the WWE Danielson moved to their developmental territory FCW where he stomped heads, as he would. The American Dragon was then placed on WWE NXT Season 1, where his name was changed to Daniel Bryan, where he was booked to loose every match he was in because the WWE knew that if they let him be himself and wrestle like Bryan Danielson they would be in serious debt due to monster medical bills.

Danielson was fired by the WWE after choking announcer Justin Roberts with a neck-tie durring the Nexus' first WWE appearance as a faction, but that's another article, after this firing Danielson was to return to the independent circuit where he again stomped heads in and made bitches tap.

Danielson returned to the WWE when he appeared as the 7th member of team WWE in the 2010 SummerSlam Pay-Per-View, during that match he made 3 people tap out.

After SummerSlam Danielson went on to beat his former NXT mentor The Miz by tap-out to win the US Title.

That is all.
WWE Fan: John Cena is the best wrestler in the world

Knowledgeable Wrestling Fan: 2 words Bryan Danielson

WWE Fan: Who is he, yeah exactly no one knows who he is and he's no in the WWE so therefore he is the worst in the world.

Knowledgeable Wrestling Fan: (pimp slaps him) Lets watch some Indys yeah.

(some hours later)

WWE Fan: Bryan Danielson..... Bryan Danielson, you were right he is the best screw Cena

Nuff said
by CMPunkfan5150 December 31, 2010
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