Bruno

Someone who fumbles in the dating world.

Girl: "Heyy, Bruno, wanna come up and have a drink?"
Bruno: "No."

by Dosomar January 02, 2024

Bruno

Bruno is a weird guy he has a lot of pain in his heart but will never show it off, he is a bit shy, but in the cute way!!! He is very good looking! He enjoys listening to music, he never opens up to anyone because he fears they’ll betray him or laugh at him, loves traveling, he’s soulmate is and will forever be a Valentina or a Ivana , Bruno has a small dick!!!!!! but don’t worry your soulmate weather it’s Valentina or ivana will love you anyway. The only person that really likes him because of the person who he is is Valentina or Ivana the other ones just like him because of convenience ( he’ll notice once he starts giving Ivana or Valentina the chance to know each other better)

Bruno loves Valentina
Bruno always makes plans at last minute
Bruno is really mean

by Ana la goddess July 23, 2020

Bruno

The guy who we do not talk about

Pepa: We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no
We don't talk about Bruno

by TehYoyleVideoEditor May 08, 2022

Bruno

We don't talk about him

we don't talk about Bruno no no!!

by Someone.....:) January 19, 2022

Bruno

a nickname for master splinter a boy whos a rat and trains four turtles

Stranger: So where do you live bruno?
Master Splinter: in the sewer with my sons

by bigfagbitch December 02, 2019

Bruno

Refers to someone you must not talk about.

-Hey, I see Jeff last night and...
-Don't mention Jeff, he's a Bruno.
-What? What's a Bruno?
-We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!

by GorouSimp January 10, 2022

Bruno

The name of the voices schizophrenic people hear in there head.

Alberto, the Italian schizophrenic, said, "Silenzio Bruno!"

by Goranami7 February 16, 2022