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bleached-butthole effect

The bleached-butthole effect —

1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.
by tykomaki February 20, 2022
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Beached

When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.
Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?

Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...

Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!
by Mitch Killington Esq. August 2, 2022
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bleached

When a black submissive sissy feels obligated to only perform sexual activities with White Males and/or White Transwomen.
I am a bleached sissy faggot that loves taking Superior White raw cocks.
by Erica Sissy July 14, 2024
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Bleached

A woman of ethnic descent in love with a male of Caucasian descent, has a night of passion in bed, which results in the woman being Bleached.
Person 1: "Kimiko and John had one hell of a passionate night."

Person 2: "I bet she was Bleached, lucky."
by RD66 July 14, 2024
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breathed

I breathed yesterday, and the cold air was hurting my throat
by Marcial Keller December 20, 2023
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Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.
Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.
by She is Petroff February 14, 2024
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Normandy Beached

killing yourself through the use of explosives, usually TNT, C4, or landmines
Austin normandy beached himself trying to blow up Trey. He stepped on his own landmine!
by metzepp June 17, 2011
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