Bing-brained

The feeling you get when your mind is racing, each thought produces a new semi-related thought and you are unable to focus on any single thought. Much like the dialogue in the commercial for Microsoft's semantic search engine Bing.

I don't think I'm going to be able to finish this project tonight, I'm feeling very bing-brained.

by bridgetroll817 June 5, 2011

turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

by Puffin Man June 13, 2011

Chris Browned

To smack around a bitch(male or female). But reconcile like the offending party didnt beat your face like a fucking pinata filled with 100 dollar bills.

"That dude at the bar got chris browned last night."

"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"

"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"

by Nivlacisforwards January 12, 2013

hash browned

When you get so stoned from hash, you have a brown out.

Remember those hash browns from McDonald's last night?

Nah bro, I don't 'member was totallystoned. I was hash browned.

by Terio Marin August 2, 2016

Chris Browned

The act of beating the living mess out of someone the same way Chris Brown did Rihanna.

For example.

BF to Gf: If I catch you cheating on me you're gonna get your ass Chris Browned

by AssumptionsKill June 5, 2018

Wind-browned

When the skin is in contact with the wind long enough to cause a temporary color change to brown.

His face was wind-browned in a matter of days after he took the job.

by Canniblcupcak June 10, 2018

Ian Browned

When a person is well and truly tired, utterly fucked or a false viking.

Used in sentence:
"Jesus, I'm Ian Browned after that run!"

by BlindJellyfishh February 9, 2019