brandon

a cool bean

WOWZA brandon you cool cucumber

by acoolguybetterthenyou June 18, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. He's very romantic and not frigid at all. He loves his girl loads and is the best boyfriend in the world

Man, I do love my Brandon

by Abbydefenitions April 16, 2015

Brandon

He is a really good friend, he is athletic, he is smart

Brandon is not a ricky

by Nativeboi12 October 30, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a kid who is the best at fortnite, but never goes to school, Brandon is a retarted and funny friend, but he never goes to school lol

“Aye did brandon come today” others” nah he’s playing fortnite at home”

by Meatball6969 November 28, 2018

Brandon

A Brandon is one of the coolest people alive! He always loves talking about his hobbies and things he likes to do, and then he wants to share them with you. He will protect people out of the kindness of his heart! If you know a Brandon, make sure to make him feel appreciated.

"Whatcha doin?"
"Playing Pokemon with Brandon."
"Sounds Fun!"

by BowlovNoodles December 31, 2016

Brandon

Brandon is the best friend you could ever have. The best thing about him is that he will always be shorter than you. And you can always make fun of him for it.

Friend: Brandon you're so SHORT
Brandon: Ssstoooopp! You always say that! I hate it!

by ⒾⓐⓜⓈⓄⓊⓅ December 5, 2018

Brandon

A human being who was bought using only one platinum.

"When they said they would sell brandon to use for one platinum, we would have been stupid not to buy him!"

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016