A Australian Launguage Spoken By 99% Of Aussies Mostly Used To Be A Asshole Or To Get Through To Someone With A Thick Head
by AussieBogan420 October 2, 2020
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Typically found in their natural habitat (Houso’s) you can find a bogan drinking a VB and swearing and abusing any innocent dark skinned man/women or boy/girl that happens to walk in their sight.
P.s: if confronted by a bogan, don’t try to have an intellectual conversation, it’ll anger the strange creature, instead just point him in the direction of the nearest Centrelink or tobacconist.
(Can be found with a mullet not so gracefully flowing in the wind).
Typically found in their natural habitat (Houso’s) you can find a bogan drinking a VB and swearing and abusing any innocent dark skinned man/women or boy/girl that happens to walk in their sight.
P.s: if confronted by a bogan, don’t try to have an intellectual conversation, it’ll anger the strange creature, instead just point him in the direction of the nearest Centrelink or tobacconist.
(Can be found with a mullet not so gracefully flowing in the wind).
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by Musichistory January 18, 2023
Get the Lucille Bogan mug.“Bogan” is a state of mind that leads to suboptimal outcomes. Below is snap shots of the inner bogan mindset and what behaviours non-bogan observe.
Bogans think non-bogans are condensing, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are la-di-dah, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are incomprehensible, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are in need of more drugs, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are nerds, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are hostile, because we are
Non-bogans think bogans are clue less, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are uncouth, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are incomprehensible, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are substance addicted, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are canon fodder, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are dangerous, because they are
Stereotypes are only 50% right. You might rail against racism/sexism/homophobia/tofu, but do not forget to reach out a shake the hand of someone from the other side of the tracks. They may become your best friend.
Cheers big-ears
Bogans think non-bogans are condensing, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are la-di-dah, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are incomprehensible, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are in need of more drugs, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are nerds, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are hostile, because we are
Non-bogans think bogans are clue less, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are uncouth, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are incomprehensible, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are substance addicted, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are canon fodder, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are dangerous, because they are
Stereotypes are only 50% right. You might rail against racism/sexism/homophobia/tofu, but do not forget to reach out a shake the hand of someone from the other side of the tracks. They may become your best friend.
Cheers big-ears
Bogan: What ya looking at ya poofter
Non-bogan: You, mate. You have a shite load of skill to still have no broken bones from 250 failed tabletops
Bogan: You countin' at that were ya ya cunt?
Non-bogan: No, mate. I lost count at about 50. The remainder is an estimate based on time take for those 50.
Bogan: Then it's all good, mate, eh. Ya wanna beer?
Non-bogan: You, mate. You have a shite load of skill to still have no broken bones from 250 failed tabletops
Bogan: You countin' at that were ya ya cunt?
Non-bogan: No, mate. I lost count at about 50. The remainder is an estimate based on time take for those 50.
Bogan: Then it's all good, mate, eh. Ya wanna beer?
by mattyqwerty2 December 2, 2018
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