Bob

Bob is weird. He thinks that every holiday (except Easter) is Easter. He was disowned at birth from the Staple family. The Staple family keeps him around (for some reason) and keep him in the fireplace.

“ Stay in the fireplace, Bob.”

by RA9 January 17, 2019

Bob

Bob is a builder. Builder is a Bob. If this angers you, easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Bob build a building

by GayGirlGray November 28, 2020

Bob

The first Mensch in the morning you greet and the last Mensch at night you whisper good night to.
Could be my Wahnsinns-best-friend for life if only he didnt live in Aachen. Has a cute smile when it is free of intention and a pair of timid, collected, apprehensive eyes. I tell him everything and anything. He accepts huggy and physical people like me. Not the most talkative in person but willing to improve. Very helpful, comforting. Very polite when he wants to be. At the same time hedgehoggy, time-aloner, escapist, rude. Bob is a dream to be with because he makes me feel good, wanted, needed, important. Ready to critisize, go on at something when it is justified. When he doesnt make me feel like a monster that is. Which also happens. But i try not to let it get to me.

"Bob, my niece has accused me of tearing the family apart. Did you experience similar stuff and how did you deal with it?"
or
"Yes, i do, Bob"
or
"Are you awake, Bob?"

by Krkič September 8, 2019

BOB

Battery Operated Boyfriend

"I got lonely, so I used my BOB."

by CAN I BORROW YOUR TOOTHBRUSH May 31, 2018

Bob

A loud noise. Like a thud but more Bobby

Did something explode? I just heard a large bob.

by Manic Mongoose September 2, 2018

BOB

Big obnoxious boobs

Lmfao u have bob

by kkkdkcinens April 17, 2019

Bob

The meaningof bob being from another bob planet.

Bob

by Bob the gof February 14, 2019