blueberry buckle

a sexual act when you take a female and curl her up in a ball and start to choke her till she becomes blue, meanwhile you are mashing up blueberries. Then you stuff the blueberries in her vagina, then you have sex with her. After you finishing around her vagina. Then you proceed to eat her out.

We had moldy blueberries since no one was going to eat them I used them to blueberry buckle my girlfriend.

by foodmaster September 27, 2011

blueberry muffin

a blueberry muffin is a diseased vagina.

i had sex last week and now im pretty sick - that girl must've had a blueberry muffin.

by sexytime27 May 26, 2008

dunkin donuts blueberry iced coffee

the most delicious iced coffee beverage ever created

gonna get me some dunkin donuts blueberry iced coffee, cause its the blueberry yum yum

by dan-o420 August 22, 2008

Sexual Blueberry Pancake

A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.

Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.

by pastrielover March 20, 2011

Enraged Bluebird

When a female takes on 5 dicks at once. This is similar to an angry falcon where there is one in the mouth, one in each hand, one in the vagina, and one in the butt-hole. all that cock makes her screech that sounds resembling an angry falcon. Except the difference is that the five (blue) dicks are from the members of the Blue man group

"Bro did you go to the party last night?"
"No but i heard Sofia got enraged bluebird-ed"
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! I DIDNT THINK SHE COULD GET WITH THE BLUEMAN GROUP!?!?

by BroStalker23 May 6, 2011

Blueberry

Something said when someone appears to be talking to themselves and the only explanation is that they better be using bluetooth. Blueberry is said for discretion.

(weird person walks by talking to thin air)
Maria: Blueberry!

by momo1616 May 27, 2010

blueberry icecream

a mixture of sperm, sweat, and slime from a bluewaffle, made into lubrication.

after i found out my girlfriend had a bluewaffle, i made some blueberry icecream and saved on the price of lubricant.

hey honey, do we have any blueberry icecream left?

blueberry icecream works so well; i knew a bluewaffle would be good for something.

by wario1317 June 10, 2011