Bever Blister

A Bever Blister is similiar to a Fever Blister. A Bever Blister is a cold sore that erupts on your lip every so often. Much like a Fever Blister, it is caused by a virus. BUT the Bever Blister originates from a Beaver Virus.

"Franky, remember that Stripper I was dating a few months ago?" "Well, she left me with a little gift. Check out this Bever Blister on my lip!" "Dude, that thing is rude!!!!"

by Turfclubtom April 19, 2008

Fart Blister

When conditions are perfect (e.g. You are sitting on a flat to semi-concave, non-porous surface) and you release a fart that cannot immediately escape the confines of your ass cheeks. The fart will remain in place until you shift your weight or raise at least one ass cheek to "pop" the blister.

I feel weird telling you this, but I find fart blisters sexually arousing

by Jdubyalker December 27, 2012

blithering

often used as a prefix it "idiot", meaning incompetant

"my god, you BLITHERING IDIOT! HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE SUCH A THING?!?!"

by all knowin' August 26, 2003

blitz

Totally out of it; usually weed and alcohol related, but can also be from a lack of sleep or something that happened.

Usually invokes a feeling of separation from life, like you're the only one and everyone else is moving around you. Time usually seems warped, and stupid things are suddenly hilarious.

Dude.. me and some buddies got some weed, we were so blitzed!

I can't do this test, I didn't get enough sleep so I'm totally blitzed.

Don't bother talking to Frederick, that chick asked him out and he's blitzing.

by Zantraenax October 14, 2009

love blister

herpes simplex; or in other words, a cold sore.

damnit all that stress has given me a love blister.

by random-handom August 17, 2005

Spangle Blisters

Noun. canine testicles

JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Blitz

The process, action of altering or modifying a piece of uniform so that the desired result is achieved. The desired result in a piece of hat brass would be the edges are worn down by sandpaper, or some of the detail is taken out by sandpaper. The desired result in a pair of shoes would be that they are very shiny. you can Blitz out other things such as a shirt by ironing it very well, you can blitz out a room by cleaning it very well.

Did you see how blitzed out his shoes were.

I' am blitzing a piece of hat brass.

Make sure that your room's are blitzed for inspection tomorrow.

by Patrick Boyle October 31, 2007