Blake

a liar. one of those people who fuck you about and then suddenly its YOUR fault. super stubborn. always like to get their way. will make you fall in love with him by telling you loads of lies. doesn't keep promises and doesn't know the meaning of the word love. ladies, don't believe a blake when he says he will always love you and that he'll always be yours and he'll stick with you no matter what and that he's never felt like this about anyone before. oh and they don't know the meaning of the word NO. interpret that how you will. if you're with a guy called blake girls, ditch him. because mine was a total asshole. total waste of a first love honestly :)

is it true that you broke up with blake?
yeah
why?
because he was an asshole

by bdufbeuiwbf; November 10, 2019

Blake

The most horribly smell ever. It looks like a pig pile of shit and it smells horribly.

Oh dude just had the most amazing blake ever.

by definitelynotniels October 13, 2017

Blake

A person who is extremely high on drugs, loves having sex with other women, and has a gigantic dick

Man that man was a Blake last night

by Hfbdh August 23, 2016

Blake

Someone who has a big head and is full of themselves. Someone who also CHEATS on their girlfriends who they supposedly love and act like it's not a big deal. Someone who doesn't learn from their mistakes and messes with girls' heads and is ALL about sex. Who doesn't realize that he's not the center of the universe and not everything revolves around him. Who doesn't really have as big of a dick as he claims to have..

Wow who was that douche bag that did that to her? Must've been a Blake. Let's go kick him in the nuts.

by whitney3209 March 2, 2010

Blake

1. An overzealous doucher with a knack for almost nothing in life. Blake can be found at your local beach pretending to surf and giving random guys "the nod." In his free time he loves to read books and watch pornographic films that contain only male characters. Also has MILF-like mother who loves to give his friends dirty looks and wear scantily clad clothing in their presence. Blake's nickname (Blakeus Arealius) is also oxymoronic as he is rated one of the most unreal people alive. May also be diagnosed with a slight degree of down-syndrome.

2. See also Douche Bag

Synonyms: Tool, Ass, Homo

Antonyms: Chill, Scott, Super

Kelsey: My boyfriend Blake is so cool!!
Megan: Oh thats your boyfriend? I thought you were just getting some community service hours?
Blake: Blawoahahuag!!!!

by ScottWho? November 20, 2009

Blake

A beautiful girl, who says Blake can't be a girls name. Blake is lit and is a snack. All the boys want some Blake, even tho she ain't thicc. She is a great person and all y'all need a Blake.

Boy 1: dang did you see Blake she lookin like a snack today.

Boy 2: I know bro.

by littlehoe123 November 26, 2018

Blake

Literally the best broth

Wow, this soup tastes great with this Blake in it

by Womanizer69 July 2, 2018