chimney biscuit

large, undigested chunks of food that remain on the penis after anal intercourse.

Yeah, after I put in her ass she left behind two chimney biscuits.......a piece of spinach and a black bean. She must have been a vegetarian.

by dickie duncan February 1, 2010

BUSTED BISCUIT

A big chick who wears her clothes so tight that she has rolls popping out all over... like when you open a can of biscuits and it busts open.

person 1: "Dude, check out the busted biscuit."

person 2: "Yeah, she's definately gained some weight."

by Keyo May 13, 2005

piss biscuits

to be used when

1.an unfortunate incident occurs.

2.after injuring oneself

3.before having a rant at a total assmunch

1.jeff: i crashed my car last night *grrs*
joe: piss biscuits dude! that sucks.

2.(after hammring a nail through your thumb)jeff:piss biscuits that fucking hurts (crying face)

3. miles: ur mum
jeff: *sighs* piss biscuits miles you are a total dickfaced moron. 'ur mum' got old about 10 years ago so SHUT UR FUCKING FACE. you. suck. ass. bigtime

by jejoss May 3, 2008

Humming a biscuit

Slang for smoking gods greatest gift to this planet...the ganja. Must say with an accent to get across the point that you are high in the sky with the flies.

-"Yo man what are you doin?"
-"Oh you know we just got done humming a biscuit, the moon is quite nice up here."
-"Word."

by TupacsProstituteTeeHee September 30, 2010

Twat Biscuit

The mass of fat on very large woman or young girl, located between the stomach and twat. Women sporting twat biscuits usually wear very tight shirts, often so short that the tummy is exposed and flops about over the top of their twat biscuit and jeans.

"Wow, that woman has a spare tire AND a twat biscuit!"

by JKH82 February 3, 2010

Oh biscuits

1. The perfect word to say in replacement of a sware word.
2. A peice of dough cooked to perfection.

"Oh biscuits i just got shot in the face with a gun."
"Mhh, gotta love these biscuits my mom made huh?"

by Gabe. =D April 8, 2010

No risk it, no biscuit

If you don't take the chance, you can't get the reward (prize).

It's a long shot, but if I don't go for it I'll never be a millionaire. No risk it, no biscuit! "B" is my final answer!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 7, 2021