bearded wonder

Someone who's hair and beard length are the same. Creating an unusual appearance, not unlike a microphone from the 80's. You often wonder where hair ends and beard begins...

"check out that bearded wonder!"

by slimbo9 October 2, 2013

bearded hatchet wound

a hairy pussy, a.k.a. a bearded clam.

I ain't goin' near that bearded hatched wound!

by B-Doe July 29, 2005

The Bearded Starfish

When a male sticks his cock in the girl's vagina simultaneously with his nuts in her asshole. Thus called because it hits both the chocolate starfish and the bearded clam.

Vicki was so loose that I was able to pull the bearded starfish on her skanky ass.

by Harry Ballsonya October 3, 2003

Bearded Clam

When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.

Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.

Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...

by KLynne February 13, 2014

angry bearded dragon

The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.

After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.

by markosjovenson August 1, 2010

voila le bearded clam

a line in a camel toe song that will get stuck in your head.

made by a two 30 year old men.

chorus:

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

by PhantomToe October 29, 2007

bearded bitches

teenage girls (usually asian) who have massive side burns (all the way from yokel county y'all!!!!) fine examples of these facial haired foxes are megan setchell, tanya killamanjazro (or whatever the hell her 2nd name is) and there is one special example who's beard isnt on her face, oh no my chums, it is in fact between her arse cheeks, the hairy arsed cow. DANIELLE MELLON THATS YOU.

''hey bra', check out those bearded bitches over there.......more hair than my russian unlcles armpit.''

by eve and phil the geniuses June 4, 2004