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Colin beck 

A gay guy that pees out rainbows from his vagina. Also a gaylord that has once pooped on his sisters barbies. Biggest fuckin gayboy. Usually transgender. Rarely female to male but mostly male to female. Transition starts around 7th to 8th grade. Once a fuckboy always a fuckboy as colin is.
Guy 1- whos that????
Guy 2- OMG RUN Its colin beck HES GONNA MAKE US HAVE SEX WITH HIM
Colin beck by Gayboy motel March 18, 2015
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Glenn Beck

The special needs cousin of Rush Limbaugh who says things that would land anyone else in the looney bin. He was dumped by Fox News in 2011 for being too crazy, even by Fox News's standards.

Of course, I believe the whole mental insanity thing is just an act and that he's a con-artist just like Rush Limbaugh.

After being dumped by Fox News and curling up into a ball and weeping like a baby, he took his talents to the internet to bring his patented brand of apocalyptic race-baiting directly to the fans. His fans now pay $9.95 a month to hear Glenn. Cheaper than a case of their favorite wine.

That $9.95 really added up. Last year, Glenn made $80 Million. Tying him with Elton John for 8th on Forbes List of Highest Paid Celebrities.

*Slightly off-topic*
Elton John also sang at the wedding of someone else on the list, Rush Limbaugh. Who lives in a house Elton John would call "too gay."

Of course, Glenn Beck does support same-sex marriage so he's not totally evil.
Glenn Beck on Global Warming "That was Hitler's enemy, the Jews. Al Gore's enemy, the UN's enemy, Global Warming."

ACORN "These are the brown shirts."

The Peace Corp. "They're just like Joseph Goebbels."
Glenn Beck by Nascarking24 February 5, 2014
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bettie beck 

fuckin awesome juggalette. not one to fuck around with. short but sweet.
person: hi bettie
bettie beck: yo
bettie beck by mmfcl homie January 19, 2009

Lil Beck 

Amazing nineties rapper, accused of shooting tupac because he stole her polystrips. Beware, it's rumored that she still has them and has sharpened them into weapons.
"Has Lil Beck come out with her new album yet?"
Lil Beck by LILBEKIZINDAHOUSE February 2, 2009

Chalky Beck

A pejorative nickname for Glenn Beck. Given due to the face that he uses the Chalkboards to scare people into his ideology.
In today's diary, I will discuss the psycho-ness of Chalky Beck (aka Glenn Beck, Lonesome Rhodes Beck, etc...) and how Fixed Noise has repeatedly aided in Islam-bashing.
Chalky Beck by GOPhater May 5, 2010

noah beck 

that one tik tok dude with a wide neck and cant do the woah
Person 1: Do you know Noah Beck?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Noah Beck
Person 2: Oh you mean noah neck?
noah beck by pakpakbokbok December 3, 2020

Glenn Beck

A man who tries to show america its faults by way of constructive criticism.

A man who is largely unpopular with the democratic party.

A man who gets insulted by cowards on the internet because of their disagreements of what he stands with.
keep your shit off urban dictionary.
Glenn Beck is not the devil, quit being a coward and do something productive with your time.
Glenn Beck by Dr. Desurain May 18, 2011