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Batty Chirp

Batty Chirp is a derogatory comment to someone else, by means of giving them back chat.
Batty Chirp is also where someone is chatting blatant shit to you and you know that they are exaggerating or lying in order to make themselves seem better than you.
"Oi mate, don't be giving me any of that batty chirp!"
"Are you giving me batty chirp?"
by Benicassim August 16, 2011
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batty mayonnaise

Semen drawn from a recently buggered jamaican mans anus, it is considered a delicacy in the caribbean
by Cedres buttfillager III January 5, 2005
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Batty chevs

This is used when some one is dissing another person on the phone. (Bad vibes)
Oi you giving me batty chevs.
by BATTY DANIEL December 16, 2018
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batty rattler

A gigantic arse intruding dildo, nothing like you have ever seen. The only thing that matches the length of this beast is it's girth! It's what can only be described as a arse destroyer. Only the most accomplished and experienced can even attempt the task of conquering the batty rattler!
No didlo has been a challenge for me, bring on the batty rattler!
by Jonny and Steve August 30, 2018
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cheeky batty

A reference to a female who possesses a finely shaped pair of buttocks that make u hungry 4 more.
"Dat ones got some cheeky batty, me wanna slam it"
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Batty fap

"Go have a batty fap you battyfapper."

"Quit your battyfapping!" - Stop being an arse wanker.

The term Battyfapper may be used to describe the profession of male and female strippers, who parade their batty for the fapping pleasure of their audience.
by MintJollyBoy January 6, 2012
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Batty scrunch

The term used to describe an anal cavity after serious prolonged penetration which resembles a hair scrunchy

Also an insult for absolute queers
“Jesus your ass looks just batty scrunch”

“Oi, big Scott, ya fucking batty scrunch!”
by The fanny licker September 13, 2019
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