There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Banter Bum

When you bum your friend purely for the banter of doing so. Sexual tendancies become irrelevant

"Mate, if you do that again, I will banter bum you so hard..."

"Did you hear what happened to Simon the other night?"
"No?"
"He got banter bummed by his cousin"

by LT101 April 16, 2012

Bantelope

A man/woman who has banter with at least 3 other members of a group creating a watering-hole of banter. Other people can join the group and offer banter and become Bantelopes.

'Come join the watering hole and become a Bantelope!'

or

'Fucking hell, here he comes! Another Bantelope for the watering-hole!'

by Dr Ram September 19, 2014

Banter Fuck

The act of committing sexual acts with an individual who you have grudges or grievances with, all for the sake of quality banter.

J - I fucked Abb the over day!
W - Really?! we thought you hated her?
J - Yeah I do, It was a banter fuck. Quality banter!

by GogglePops January 29, 2015

banter scale

The banter scale is a scale to determine the on going banter.
You have your friendly banter, then your regular banter, then your great banter and eventually harsh banter.

"So I rarely refer to the banter scale, but yesterday's banter was off the charts."

by Potato_killer July 26, 2016

Banter Brigade

A football team who play in division 1 of Le Fifa Professional Clubs they are very good

Jako is top scorer

Pederson Penguin has the most assists
And NiftyNordfeldt has the most clean sheets

Wow Banter Brigade are fantastic

by Random ft account December 3, 2020

testicular banter

When the local doctor checks your prostate and it’s the exact same as his, and you both laugh it off casually.

Doctor - “Yo lemme check your scrotal mass”

Patient - “For sure homie! It’s on the health insurance so don’t be afraid to do some heavy examination”

Doctor - “ayoo bro we got the same”

Patient - “no way bro, that’s crazy”

~ Laughing it off while while realizing there is no diagnosis as of yet.

That is testicular banter in its raw form.

by JackisOG October 15, 2021