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banana

1. A widely used measurement unit for length.
2. And also is not a berry-looking berry.
1. "An average person is ten and a half bananas"

2. "Eat this delicious berry"

"But sir, that's not a berry. That's a banana"

"EAT IT."
by guyincog November 2, 2014
mugGet the bananamug.

Banana

A banana is a fruit highly related to the onion they met each other at a party they mated and had a baby that baby they named onision. Onision was not like the other banana or onions on they playground at the first day of school everybody stared at him and laughed. Onison whished he was a banana like his father but he was a human. So he dressed up like one and ran around the house yelling I'm a banana and those words got remixed to a song known to this day called Banana Song.
by Luckymcnuggetsfrick February 19, 2017
mugGet the Bananamug.

banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.
"I'm a banana! Look at me move! YEAH! YEAH!"
by TwentyOneIlas February 16, 2017
mugGet the bananamug.

Banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.

Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Example of Banana

Guy 1: "hey, have you heard of Onision?'
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean the next Hitler?"
Guy 1: *kills himself*
by lolokboi February 13, 2017
mugGet the Bananamug.

Banana

"Im a banana!" -onision
by Harley_Q February 14, 2017
mugGet the Bananamug.

Banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka onision subscribers Wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effectiveness videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1, (Is a banana): "Hey, have you heard of Onision?" Guy 2: "Oh you mean the next Hitler?" Guy 1: *Kills himself*
by OnisionFan8 February 28, 2017
mugGet the Bananamug.

Banana

by sovas queen April 29, 2021
mugGet the Bananamug.

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