by dmack23 April 02, 2010
by 1ThatOneGuy1 July 12, 2011
a person who is badass yet also is extremely smart and cunning can overcome any task no matter the odds and ussaully does this stealthly.
person 1: i just played that new Metal gear game and sanke is totally an itelligent badass.
person 2: yea will i just played that new splinter cell game and sam fisher is just if not more of an intelligent badass
person 2: yea will i just played that new splinter cell game and sam fisher is just if not more of an intelligent badass
by Dood Huge May 27, 2010
A stereotypical group of people in modern society who try to act tough. These types of people often think they're ''gangster'' or ''street kids'', when they were actually raised by parents, go to a school of well learning and get everything handed to them. They're often bullies and act obnoxious, as well as pick on the weak. While these people try so hard to act badass (in which they aren't), they're actually the types that a badass would stand up to and tell them to get a life. Because these people dont dig what a Badass is. A badass does not bully the weak, or act loud, or try to follow the path of a gangster, at all. These people are the opposite of what they're trying to be, Badass.
Wannabe Badass: Now i'm going to prove how badass i am, by starting a fight with a kungfu fighter.
(Approaches a Badass Kungfu fighter)
Wannabe Badass: Hey you faggot! I'm a gangster, man, come on, man, you wanna fight with me, huh, huh, you wanna fight?
Badass: You're not a gangster. You go to school and have never been in a gang. And no i don't want to fight you, i don't fight the weak.
Wannabe Badass: I'm not weak man! Fuck you, man! I go to fitness every saturday, man! You're the one who's weak, man! Come on, you wanna fight me or not?
Badass: Are you retarded? I just told you, i dont want to fight you. And going to fitness only on saturday will not make you stronger.
Wannabe Badass: OK, that's it, i'm gonna fuck you up
Badass: (Punches Wannabe Gangster down on the ground with one fist)
Wannabe Badass: (Whines like a girl) Aaaaawww. F-Fuck you. Aaaahaaaw. Stop, stop, OK, i admit, i'm a pussy, just don't hit me anymooooore (moans)
Badass: Didn't I say i didn't want to fight you? Now dont ever do that again.
(Approaches a Badass Kungfu fighter)
Wannabe Badass: Hey you faggot! I'm a gangster, man, come on, man, you wanna fight with me, huh, huh, you wanna fight?
Badass: You're not a gangster. You go to school and have never been in a gang. And no i don't want to fight you, i don't fight the weak.
Wannabe Badass: I'm not weak man! Fuck you, man! I go to fitness every saturday, man! You're the one who's weak, man! Come on, you wanna fight me or not?
Badass: Are you retarded? I just told you, i dont want to fight you. And going to fitness only on saturday will not make you stronger.
Wannabe Badass: OK, that's it, i'm gonna fuck you up
Badass: (Punches Wannabe Gangster down on the ground with one fist)
Wannabe Badass: (Whines like a girl) Aaaaawww. F-Fuck you. Aaaahaaaw. Stop, stop, OK, i admit, i'm a pussy, just don't hit me anymooooore (moans)
Badass: Didn't I say i didn't want to fight you? Now dont ever do that again.
by CollectorofSouls January 25, 2015
Hey Japan is fake.
No, it is on the maps!
I AM A FUCKING a SuperDuper Badass!
... ok...
*wimpers in corner and bleeds out of anus from his perfection*
No, it is on the maps!
I AM A FUCKING a SuperDuper Badass!
... ok...
*wimpers in corner and bleeds out of anus from his perfection*
by SuperDuper Badass July 22, 2011
by definitionofdylan August 15, 2009
Jim Jordan is such a badass motherfucker who scared all the guys who came to give their testimonies.
by coco96 November 23, 2019