A boy with a brown mullet and brown eye's a guy who is a flirt but also sweet the guy who sits really close to you at lunch to talk to his friend.
by Loveeya May 6, 2022
Get the Brysonmug. A walking contradiction with a Ram truck, a golf obsession, and the spelling skills of a broken Etch A Sketch. Bryson proudly drives a Ram over a Ford—not for performance, but because he’s a few brain cells short of a group project.
Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”
Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”
Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
“Bryson just triple-bogeyed, cracked a beer at 9 AM, and laughed for five minutes at a street sign that said ‘Dickerson.’ I’m worried… but also not surprised.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
Get the Brysonmug. THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH TO BE SITTING HERE.AND HERE'S THEIR ID TO PROVE IT.HE IS A SUPER BREED OF HUMAN THAT AGES SLOWER AND LIVES LONGER. DON'T YOU EVER QUESTION THE'RE POWER AGAIN..now parish.
by Jammer kp (real) May 17, 2023
Get the Brysonmug. he is funy makes you laugh likes kaydence andeson and bella paulet and everybody he gets a chance to flirt with
by your mom20373 February 16, 2023
Get the brysonmug. "oml your such a bryson"
by ljlsfhb;dffcxpb98a37wv0an June 10, 2018
Get the brysonmug. Someone who hates everyone or thing that doesn't suit their narrative,a Bryson can like something one day and despise them the next, they are known to change their minds as quickly as the direction of the wind
by Sir Jeffrey D August 1, 2024
Get the A Brysonmug.