he could work for BP

Used to describe someone who makes a snafu out of something deceptively simple. Refers to the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. Can also be used in the feminine sense, as in "she could work for BP."
Dave: "Did you see Robert Green fuck up that easy save that could have won the game for England?"
Ralph: "That was devastating. He should have had that damn ball!"
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for BP!"

Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."
by yugiohfan2010 June 17, 2010
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black person syndrome (bps)

When you are influenced by the black community.
Symptoms of black person syndrome (bps)
1. when you think you are a rapper
2. when you start listening to rap and start dancing around
3. you think you can break dance
by Doctor Hopkins August 16, 2011
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An adult who is spoiled, privileged and as a result throws child-like tantrums when they do not get their way.
Her Bratty Princess Syndrome (BPS)acted up and she threw a tantrum at the thought of having to take the train instead of being chauffeured.
by Lexicon227 January 10, 2016
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BPS (Big Picture Syndrome)

When the mind can't see anything besides "the big picture". Where all the small pictures may seem like cogs in a giant clock but...it's a digital clock. No this isn't "a thing" don't be silly.
Bro #1: Bro, that guy just walked past my sick whip like it was nothing!
Bro #2: Bro, he must have BPS (Big Picture Syndrome)
by Berlappen May 02, 2020
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bp is a butt dart

bp is a butt dart.
by agnostic dutchbag March 25, 2010
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How to joint picture editing green background in Photoshop CC is a term that Indians upload videos of editing images of Indian people, They actually made a lot of parts and the parts usually means "Part bp" and using inappropriate sexual thumbnails to get views for clout, so who started this type of content?
by Jiafei7871 October 22, 2023
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LJ se BP

Exclamation. A contraction of the extremely offensive Afrikaans phrase "Liewe Jesus se Bloed Poes" (translates to Dear Jesus's Bloody Cunt). Only ever use this phrase in an argument to completely eviscerate your opponent when you are close to defeat.
Hein: "Fuck you"
Rein: "Nah, Fuck you"
Hein: "Fuck your mother"
Rein: "LJ se BP"

big lightning bolt takes both of them out.
by DieSatan4 March 09, 2021
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