Dude i had food blackout once I ate like 3 hot pockets, family size bag of Doritos, a oven pizza, and went to Mcdonalds in the past hour.
by Slow tom a.k.a El Heffe October 21, 2010
Get the Food Blackout mug.(N) When you find yourself a party with two or more people that think you are 'serious' with them, leaving you with only one logical choice: to blackout, so you don't need to choose one/ make things awkward for the future. Tryna f(x).
Hogarth: Dude, fuck. Both Nicole AND Alex are at this party and they both think we have something going. I can't let either one of them see me with the other.
P-Rod: Isn't it obvious, asshole? You need a STRATEGIC BLACKOUT.
Hogarth: Holy fuck, you fucking genius, pass me the fucking Wolfschmidt.
P-rod: I deserve a Nobel Fucking Peace Prize.
Hogarth: I fucked ur mom loljk.
P-Rod: Isn't it obvious, asshole? You need a STRATEGIC BLACKOUT.
Hogarth: Holy fuck, you fucking genius, pass me the fucking Wolfschmidt.
P-rod: I deserve a Nobel Fucking Peace Prize.
Hogarth: I fucked ur mom loljk.
by Animalcrackers April 26, 2014
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Related to times spent actively "at" or "doing" your work in relation to your job and livelihood when you have absolutely no memory of those deliverables or the time spent on them. This is not meant to imply that you are imbibed or physically impaired in any way. You are simply so over-worked, that you have entered a mental state that no longer accepts memories of actions being executed, discussed, emailed, delivered, etc.
Can you send me that Power-Point presentation I sent to the team a few weeks ago that was a training guideline for strategic improvement? ...This is it? I don't remember writing a word of this? Like, I wrote this and emailed to you? I must have been in a complete Work Blackout when I did this!? Gets the point across though, right?
by TheGman! August 9, 2017
Get the Work Blackout mug.Noun. The act of avoiding the use of forms of social media or other technological means of communication, especially the internet and television. This can be done for various reasons, such as not wanting to a spoil a movie one has not yet seen, reveal the score of a sporting event, or be aware of news events that one feels are best not known about.
The sheer amount of "this person got shot and this guy sent pictures of himself naked online" on my local news caused me to go into a media blackout for a few days.
by Glamoiglia November 2, 2011
Get the Media Blackout mug.when you go to check your facebook, get sucked in and realize an hour has passed and realize you just wasted so much time.
Rob: "I had the worst facebook blackout last night, I was supposed to be doing homework and I checked my facebook and I wasted an hour"
Kelly: "Sucks."
Kelly: "Sucks."
by beach_bum7145 December 9, 2008
Get the Facebook Blackout mug.The condition in which a class or lecture is so undeniably filled with bullshit that one's brain turns off all function. This condition can cause a frustrating and confusing gap in the memory of the affected subject's for the period in which the class or lecture was attended and leaves one stupefied and belligerent.
"Dude, what did I miss in class yesterday?"
"I'm not sure, it was so boring that I had an academic blackout and I can't remember anything"
"I'm not sure, it was so boring that I had an academic blackout and I can't remember anything"
by Laxman33 November 10, 2011
Get the Academic blackout mug.A backdoor blackout is defined as an anal sex encounter with your partner followed by short term memory loss due to copious amounts of alcohol and or illicit street drugs.
Gregory: "Last night I had sex with my partner in the ass and dont remember. I was pretty high and intoxicated. Is there a name for that?
Joe:
"Duh man, its called a backdoor blackout.
Joe:
"Duh man, its called a backdoor blackout.
by Shannon Toste October 8, 2016
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