When you walk in on your menstruating friend riding the shit out of some dudes dick and you get sprayed in the face with her period blood due to the pressure being induced by her furious pumping.
-Holy shit did you just kill somebody?
-Hell no I just walked in on Tessa banging Troy and got a Bathory Shower.
-Hell no I just walked in on Tessa banging Troy and got a Bathory Shower.
by treesap83 August 5, 2015
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They were wed soon after.
They were wed soon after.
by scodder May 9, 2010
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Mr. Bation: <knocking on door> HEY! are you masturbating in there?
Mr. Bator: Yea, just give me 10 more minutes.
Mr. Bation: You sick little perv, real men don't masturbate. Hurry up in there all this masturbation talk makes me want to rub one off too.
Mr. Bator: How about you do me and I do you?
Mr. Bation: Would'nt that make us gay?
Mr. Bator: Yes of course
Mr. Bation: Well I guess having you jerk me off is better then masturbating since I don't believe in masturabation.
Mr. Bator: Yea, just give me 10 more minutes.
Mr. Bation: You sick little perv, real men don't masturbate. Hurry up in there all this masturbation talk makes me want to rub one off too.
Mr. Bator: How about you do me and I do you?
Mr. Bation: Would'nt that make us gay?
Mr. Bator: Yes of course
Mr. Bation: Well I guess having you jerk me off is better then masturbating since I don't believe in masturabation.
by masturbataj January 21, 2010
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by creedmoor July 15, 2006
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Reincarnation of Mr. Clean
Representative of Johnny sin(bars)
Legend said that his skinhead produced cum once and combined with the squirt that Duterte's cunt produced, and that is how tabogos were born. Better loves story than twilight.
Reincarnation of Mr. Clean
Representative of Johnny sin(bars)
Legend said that his skinhead produced cum once and combined with the squirt that Duterte's cunt produced, and that is how tabogos were born. Better loves story than twilight.
I'm Bato, he is killer and rapist, let's give him a second chance me Bato, me think, me smart.
Oplan tokhang killed thousand of innocents. But me Bato, me think, me said Shit happens.
Oplan tokhang killed thousand of innocents. But me Bato, me think, me said Shit happens.
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