The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.
It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.
It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.
by xBSTx July 13, 2009
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your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
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your parents: 'call the mental hospital'
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A used and discarded feminine hygiene pad, typically found business side up on the sidewalk near the entrance to an Insane Clown Posse (or other Juggalo related) event.
Dude, I was loading my amp into the club next door to the Kottonmouth Kings show, and I almost slipped on a Juggalo Banana Peel.
by janitor by day, ninja by night February 13, 2010
Get the Juggalo Banana Peel mug.The sex position where a girl masturbates with a banana (without the peel) then a guy eats out the smashed up banana from her vagina.
by Mrs. Cobain April 25, 2010
Get the The Banana Smasher mug.Look at that giant shit banana Paris Hilton left in the bath room stall! She must've eaten some mexican food.
by UrbanLady64 July 1, 2011
Get the Shit Banana mug.A perfectly yellow, ready to eat banana that a woman puts in her purse to eat when she is on the go. However, while in transit, the banana becomes overly bruised, bounced around in the bottomless abyss that is her purse.
Ultimately, by the time the woman gets to her destination, the banana is brown and mushy.
Ultimately, by the time the woman gets to her destination, the banana is brown and mushy.
By the time I got to work, my yellow banana turned into a purse banana. I had a few unsatisfactory, mushy bites then I tossed it.
by DoubleVisionT March 23, 2013
Get the Purse banana mug.1.The discription of a state of complete disorder.
where the thing you are discribing is acting negatively in a unexpectedly large way.
2.Another phrase for the word crazy
where the thing you are discribing is acting negatively in a unexpectedly large way.
2.Another phrase for the word crazy
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