Australian internet

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth
Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
by That guy who sells white candy October 28, 2021
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White Australians

Most of them are racist pieces of shit, the others are understandable. But the racist trash, are desperate to be liked, they're racist because either they think it's funny or their parents didn't raise them the right way. They can be seen lined up for Centrelink benefits, homeless, asking for money for their drug habits. Etc. Australia would be better without the racist trash.
"The little boy that called you a black dog is a White Australians."
by Noneya102 February 06, 2018
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Australian Idol

A really bad TV show that goes to air each year on Channel 10. Nonetheless, it is fun to watch people make arses of themselves on national TV. However, once all the talentless dropkicks have been culled in the initial auditions, Idol's fun factor drops to zero.
Australian Idol should be axed and be replaced with a quality locally produced TV show.
by Paul Mauser May 31, 2006
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The Australian Boy

The Australian Boy is a person you’ll meet one day and act like a complete dumbass. But once you get to know him, you’ll find that he’s also stupid. He will try to go to hogwarts by shooting paper balls through a straw and pretending that their spells.
Friend: Who the hell is that?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: Why is he being a dumbass?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: He must be The Australian Boy
Me: That makes more sense.
Friend: Yee
by The French Male April 11, 2019
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Australian government

A government that not that has gone downhill very steadily since tony abbot became primeminister and ate that onion.
Oh bloody hell! 4 primeminister in the last 4 years. Must be the Australian government !
by What is a blue sky October 31, 2017
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Australian swearing

Taking two unrelated swear-words and combining them into one.
Some examples of australian swearing are "Ah, shitcunt! That dickfucker ate my sandwich!"
by Jim Roger April 11, 2017
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Australian Kiss

its like a french kiss but down under. boys say this to girls when they think they're getting sex.
by gashney boog May 29, 2015
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