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Dunfermline Athletic F.C

Dunfermline Athletic F.C are a nasty little club in the shitehole known as fife.
In this little town there's a nasty little football park called east end park where the groundsman can't even defrost the pitch on a saturday morning. this horrifying little place is home to a group of creatures known as Fifers, these weird little gremlins hide in burrows known as schemes usually equipped with a bottle of buckfast or tracksuit. if you see these creatures in any other part of the world you must notify authorities immediately.
Dunfermline Athletic F.C is a little hole filled with gremlins
by Cillmaster March 22, 2023
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athletic

ali kranz is good in any sport, she is athletic
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hybrid athlete

A "hybrid athlete" is typically defined as an athlete that participates in multiple sports OR an athlete that is simultaneously good at both
STRENGTH and ENDURANCE activity.
He runs marathons and lifts heavy in the gym. He is a hybrid athlete
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Athletic Workout

Anything involved with lifting very light weight and doing a bunch of running and cardio. An individual who does an athletic workout is someone who used to do bodybuilding but found it quite difficult to lift heavy consistently, thus choosing the easy way out of intense lifting sessions.
Darbs: Yo JJ are we lifting heavy today?
JJ: Nah bro I'm going to be doing an athletic workout, good luck tho!
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Athlete's Ass

This athlete's ass is a real pain in the ass!!
by Jpt73 March 10, 2023
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Athlete

Someone who can do anything.

An individual who has a constant urge to send it.

When someone stands out in any way whether or not athleticism is required.

Rapid finesser

A great way to stroke the ego

Shapeshifter
Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.

Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?
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Student athlete

Something no child is born as, just like no child is born as a teacher. Just like being a teacher is a job and not who somebody is, a kid becomes conditioned to be something like a student athlete when their mother or father pay for a school that gets them adjusted to life after 18, but its not who they are. Really who a kid is born as, is who they were born to be and what they were born to be, and the rest is added on (often not for the better).
He/she identifies as a student athlete, some other kids might even know him/her as a student athlete, but nobody is a student athlete 24 hours of every day no matter how much time they have to put into a sport or what they're learning about. During their time sitting at a dinner table or being around the house is he/she a mouthy cunt or a cocky pretty boy faggot that enjoys instigating with family and people they know well?
by Solid Mantis July 3, 2019
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