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Apple On A Stick

Apple on a stick,
Makes me sick,
Makes my heart rate 246.
Not because your dirty,
Not because your clean,
Not because you kissed a boy behind a magazine.
Girls, boys, having fun,
Here comes the lady with a big, fat, bum.
She can wibble,

She can wobble,

She can even do the splits.
I bet you ten bucks she can’t do this,
Close your eyes and count to ten,
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
9,
10.
You didn’t muck it up so your my best friend.
by ~spoooogyny~ May 10, 2020
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green apple squirts

After eating McDonalds Ashlee got a bad case of the "green apple squirts".
by Prilpethoe June 30, 2016
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Caramel-Covered Apple

Balling your hand up into a fist so tight that it turns red and then punching your partner in the stomach so hard he/she shits herself, proceeding then to roll your red hand in the feces-filled underpants so that it looks like an apple covered in caramel or chocolate depending on what the person ate.
"Girl, why you holding your stomach? You pregnant? And what's that smell?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."
by The Terrible Tutor March 6, 2010
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Apple fanboy

A single-layered thinking drone originally thought to exist in only small numbers. To help them assimilate into the real world, a computer with only simple functions so that the drones don't get confused was created. Eventually, more products were produced after it was discovered that the number or drones are in the millions. While scientists have been unable to find ways to increase brain performance in this species, a corporation named "Apple" has had financial success in at least convincing that the drone specimen is vastly superior to that of everything else.
A specimen of "Apple fanboy" of this species will act partially retarded.
by Admiral Exellent June 6, 2010
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extreme apple picking

The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.

Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it
We almost got hurt last week when we went extreme apple picking
by Dave K January 16, 2004
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Applecide

When a company switches back from Macs to PCs due to short-sighted costs cutting measures.
Oh My Gawd... they are going back to HP!

Applecide!
by rperazag May 12, 2010
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rotten apple

From "The World is Yours" by Nas, featured on Illmatic

"Dwellin in the Rotten Apple, you get tackled
Or caught by the devil's lasso, shit is a hassle"
by SonOfLiberty87 April 7, 2007
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