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Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?
Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
mugGet the Religion I can get behindmug.

can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead
*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"
by gayrights27 January 24, 2022
mugGet the can i get a napkinmug.

I don't really get paid enough to care

A person that doesnt do their job correctly or doesnt care about it, because said person isnt compensated enough to do so.
Person 1 to the maintenance crewman: ,,That pipe is leaking"
the maintenance crewman: ,,I don't really get paid enough to care"
by R_l_T November 24, 2024
mugGet the I don't really get paid enough to caremug.

Can I get an owa owa

What you would say to a chihuahua to make them say owa owa. Originated from the dog Pudgy
Pudgywoke: Hey Pudgy, can I get an owa owa?
Pudgy: OWA OWA
by incon March 16, 2021
mugGet the Can I get an owa owamug.

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