anal stickling

When you shove a stick into the rectum of another person for sexual gratification.

"You better watch it, I am going to shove this stick up your ass."
Bert replied, " Hey now, you want to threaten me with an anal stickling you had better be prepared to carry it out, hehehehe."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018

Anal Shoehorn

The act of prying open a womans anus with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect penis. Once the penis is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin

My cock wouldn't fit in that chicks ass so I had to give her an anal shoehorn

by seedy old man August 4, 2012

Anal Avenger

A lesser-known super hero; notorious for defeating criminals through brutal anal intercourse.

Criminal 1 : Man, when we're done with this heist, I think I'm going to fly to.....
Criminal 2 : Oh shit! The Anal Avenger!
Anal Avenger : Don't worry guys, I got you're two tickets to Bang-Cock right here!

by OverTheRainbow August 21, 2008

Anal Redlight

Any action outside of orgasm that unduly terminates the performance of anal intercourse.

Barbara gave the anal redlight when she told Chad that her Mexican meal was quickly descending through her small intestine.

by MasterBlaster666 April 3, 2020

Anal Yellowlight

Any action during the course of anal sex where the receiving party indicates their future participation is in question.

After 10 minutes of vigorous thrusting, Shelby threw the anal yellowlight when she demanded Brock finish as soon as possible.

by MasterBlaster666 April 3, 2020

Anal Whoopie

Anal sex. Makin whoopie...anally.

While hiking at the local park, I came across two fags having anal whoopie in the bushes.

by Briney Hiney July 7, 2016

Anal Cancer

Anal Cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. HIV is also very common among gay men. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.

Gay men are a very small minority of the population but they are most likely to get infections like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer.

by Medical School October 14, 2019