Amberism

Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before him. He is also very funny.

Man: Hey! What’s your religion? Mine is Christianity!

Me: Oh hey! My religion is Amberism!

Man: ...

by My myself and I January 19, 2021

Amber

A beautiful girl who is out of your league.

Dude 1: look at that hottie over by the bar.
Dude 2: yeah, she is definitely an Amber. You don't stand a chance.

by Jooba Jooba November 3, 2019

Amber

The sexiest thing ever to walk the Earth. Lives off of coffee and the love of Hobos.

That is one hot Amber! Do you smell coffee?

by King of Hobos March 1, 2009

Amber

/am-bur/ n. (sxy: 1988) 1. Surfer Girl/ Kewl Girl, 2. Gods gift to man, 3. One sexy down to earth female who contains the most luring eyes and breath-taking smile., 4. pure fun, an orgasmic feeling unnatural to most people 5. purely all natural and sexy.

n. (4) "while drinking heavy amounts of alcohol causing me to rip off all my clothes and run into the ocean i felt an Amber hit my body as i jumped up and down causing the crowd to clap and cheer my name."

by striden July 15, 2008

amber

1. fossilized tree sap
2. a precious gem
3. a goldish brown/yellow

1. In Jurassic Park, they took DNA from mosquitos trapped in amber.
2. This gem in my necklace is amber.
3. ...amber waves of grain...

by Amber Ann September 16, 2006

amber

that bitch

shes that bitch ofc she’s amber nigga

by amberbitch December 1, 2018

Amber

Amber is a thick fine asf girl. she will make you laugh no matter what mood your in. but she can't stand fake hoes. when you tell her a secret she won't tell no one. when it comes to relationship she real and wants love

guy 1: did u see amber booty it fat ass fuck
guy 2: yea I want her to be mine
guy 3: I bet she can give good head

by thickynikki101 June 23, 2018