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Accented Text Affect

When you read something to yourself in a specific accent based on the style of which it was written.
"I would like to speak to the proprietor of this establishment." I bet you read that with a british accent. That's called the Accented Text Affect.
by Jack Flap December 10, 2018
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Affection Whore

Alternative Version of the so called Attention whore

Gives you similes and is flattered when you give them back. Loves to receive all kinds of affection, so long as it does not touch her daddy issues.

In opposite to the pure attention whore is it important to her that the feedback is positive. She is also much more passive and less seeking for attention.

In general, you can cal her a mild, passive form of the attention whore.

Similar is, that she will turn you her back in no time, once you 'crossed the line'

Crossing the line is easy as showing more feelings as wanted (see section above, daddy issues)
She is clearly seeking affection and is scared to spend it back, as there is too less of it

Such an affection whore
by ShalokShalom December 11, 2018
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aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"
I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Placebo Affect

The look on your face when somebody is talking about something you don't care about, but you want to seem interested.
He was prattling on about CrossFit during our date, so I had to give him the placebo affect since he's so hot and I heard he's hung.
by paramedico987 July 30, 2017
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Affectant

Those who are affected or people who are affected
The affectant are reaching the masses
by Imoogi September 3, 2022
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Affected

To be affected is to be an absolute fucking sped on warzone and in real life.
An affected person tends to also be a special ed recipient and they do not have rizz of any kind.
Romeo: Guys! There are people shooting at me!

Abdullah: Shoot back! Are you fucking affected?
by ThatGuyWithAGodSizedDick November 25, 2022
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5G affection

The highest bandwidth affection. 5G affection TLC = telecommunications, love and caring.
by 5gaff October 18, 2022
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