alien abduction

The act of waking up naked on your bathroom floor in a puddle of your own stool and vomit after a night of heavy drinking.

His mother found him following an alien abduction, so she washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.

by sixtoe April 4, 2011

Auction House Skank

A person with a female character on the online game World of Warcraft, who strips the character and dances so people will give them money.

Herlyangels such a Auction House Skank she won't stop dancing until some one gives her 1G!

by WillyBgood November 10, 2007

chinese auction

When your cheap relatives won't buy real Christmas presents and they find crap they don't want anymore around their house and you trade with each other.
It's supposed to be funny, gag gifts unless your family is made up of stale, cheap Jesus freaks.

Looks like that fat bitch Dianne took my halfway decent gift in exchange for the shit she found in the dumpster that is her house for the chinese auction.

by barack obama hillary is a man November 17, 2007

the Slave Auction

When multiple men eliminate their feces onto multiple plates, and let a girl decide which one she wants rubbed on her face or chest. This is usually followed by chili dogs and Boston Pancakes.

A great party icebreaker.

We brought her back to my place for the slave auction.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

an education

What home-schooled children give their parents upon reaching their teenage years.

Darrell said he was going to home-school his children so they wouldn't be influenced by the worldly liberal media. Once they became teenagers, his daughter ran away from home and his son ended up in court for killing a man. Looks like his kids gave Darrell an education.

by Bert Thompson, PHD April 9, 2008

Landmark Education

is a personal training and development company which offers educational programs in approximately 115 locations in more than 20 countries worldwide. Headquartered in San Francisco, California, Landmark Education delivers its courses primarily to individuals in a group settings

Landmark Education has been criticized by some for being overzealous in encouraging people to participate in its courses.

by the1withdieas March 15, 2011

amication

the process of making a friend

Amication is definitely a word, meaning the process of making a friend, and I'll prove it to you by getting it published in a dictionary.

by Ah PA January 3, 2010