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Sperm Admiral

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.
"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
by anonymous April 18, 2024
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admiral general aladine

otherwise known as admiral general adeline he is the dictator of the world and we worship the ground he walks on 😘
“have you seen admiral general aladine before?”
“yes he is my friend with benefits!”
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
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admiral boop

The best damn guy on the internet. Most knowledgeable "AvGeek" in Matt's discord server and Known for giving "Boops" of affection to people he likes.
Guy #1: "Damn did you see Admiral Boop win that argument in Matt's discord today? Hes the best damn guy on the internet!"
Guy #2: "If you want to talk planes go see Admiral Boop"
Admiral Boop: "Boop"
by Admiral Boop September 1, 2018
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Thomas Admiration

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School of Mutual Admiration

A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "
by xJanexxDoexx April 24, 2011
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The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively


Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
by Refenestrated December 28, 2021
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Admiral Boop

The best damn guy on the internet! Most knowledgeable "AvGeek" in Matt's discord server and known for giving "Boops" of affection when he likes someone... Also sucks at spelling. If he requests a biscuit from fellow discord users... Then a biscuit he shall revive.
Guy #1: "Hey did you see that fight in Matts discord? Admiral Boop owned it! Hes the best damn guy on the internet!!"
Guy #2: "If you want to talk planes go see Admiral Boop"
Admiral Boop: "Boop"
by Admiral Boop September 3, 2018
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