Avocado

A small, lumpy green pitted fruit that makes a shit Christmas present. Not to be confused with free sha voca do, which can be gotten at Del Taco.

"Oh, an avocado... Thaaaaaaaaaanks..."

by UnderTheDesk October 28, 2018

avocado bush

When someone's eyebrows are so thick and wild that their eyes look like two avocados under a bush.

"Damn, Sarah hasn't plucked her eyebrows in months."
"Yeah, she's got an avocado bush growin on her face."

by J DOLLA $IGN November 2, 2017

Punch Avocado Month 🎮⚡ #6969

You can punch 🎮⚡
#6969 during december!

"I will punch during Punch Avocado Month 🎮⚡ #6969!"

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Avocado

An Avocado is a name that shows how nice a person is, how gentle they can be... so take advantage of that and castrate their friends. Ug Ly H03

POV: your an avocado

by funny people always win n life March 10, 2021

Avocado

Gangsta and cool and king of OCE, playin fortnite n shit on A QUAD ACCOUNT HOLY SXHSIITTTTTT!

Yo is that Avocado?! HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by vMrEchov May 6, 2025

Avocado person

A person or People that are a bit older than middle aged and don't look too old or too young, they're "ripe", and it doesn't last long. Just like an avocado

That guy is such an avocado person

by NuclearKärring August 18, 2017

lay the avocado

a roblox twitter community member

omg! lay the avocado replied to my tweet let's sCREam

by jaiilinx February 12, 2021