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Alonzo

Alonzo is a tall dark chocolate guy, if you ever find some like him then give him a chance, he is the best friend you can never ask for you have to be someone who don’t give a fuck because he is very annoying and no one will be able to understand him , Alonzo is a very great person and is understanding most of the time , he is funny and he will always find a way to make u happy and sometimes he will make you happy without him knowing, is it kind, weird but very loyal and he will never disappoint you or break your heart, he one and a million. He can get annoying, and mad at everything but he is still a great person you be lucky to had someone like him
Boy and girl: have you seen Alonzo he so funny

Girl: I wanna have a friend like him

Boy: he is the best
by Yanni_qtyew November 21, 2023
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Alfonsoblankshot

When you're you expect a Pp gun to shoot a pellet but nothing comes out
Rodrigo: Why is it Alfonsoblankshot and not working.

Milo: It ain't working like the bumfartwillycum
by Nuksoocow November 27, 2024
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Alfonso and bryan

two faggots who shouldn't be able to breathe and walk the fuckign earth. they love licking each other head to toe and love being allerigc to some pussy
by egrfhjsdgfhjasjkd April 5, 2025
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Amos Alonzo Stagg High School

Filled with tons of arabs who have no respect for anyone and fill the halls with garbage that comes out of there mouths...0 decency
Amos Alonzo Stagg High School has no diversity
by yezzzzzzzzziiirrr October 31, 2021
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Dirty Alfonso

When a guy sucks another guy's dick, then spits the semen in his ear and licks, then licks his dirty ass, spits the shit on the other ear, and licks it. Meanwhile, the other guy must be moaning a Harry Styles song.
Wow, look at him. I'd love to do him a dirty Alfonso.
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
by Heymynameistaken November 22, 2021
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Prince Alfonso Francisco

looks like a sweet guy and also a badass. he loves snorting on some cheese powder and pillows powder.
Prince Alfonso Francisco always says "ye bro..."
by thewingerman November 24, 2021
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Jasmine alfonso

by JJay Hindi June 9, 2022
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