ADHD

ADHD; I'm making a definition for the joke, not the actual definition. I have ADHD to and that last sentence is a moderate example of it.
ADHD-Tictok stands for.....
Attention
Deficit
Hey
Are you still paying attention? (Insert the bell of shame) what are the odds YOU are a kind fellow with ADHD? Well guess what! Dear balls, I might have to give you a kick to the- |CENSORED|

Hey. I have ADH- DONUTS!! AÆÃŪÜGHHH

Extra sentence including ADHD

by Special ForcesOp16 October 19, 2023

ADHD Insomnia

Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.

"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."

by Uncle McFlirty October 30, 2023

ADHD

a dangerously huge dick

Damn, I didn't know you had ADHD

by MrSkunk January 8, 2024

AditD

An Adit d is a person who can't control their perverse urges. They have a preference for 14 year old boys. They are usually blessed with a big ass but don't show it off. They are known for their curly hair that bounces as vigorously as their ass while getting their cheeks clapped by k. Overall not a safe person to be around please stay safe and shield your sons.

AnaV : omg who is that nagin slithering into our school
K: AYYY STFU that's the bitch i love ❤️

AnaV : UGH you're such an aditd simp 🙄 yall are made for each other 😍

by Topdawg#1 March 5, 2024

ADHD

braindead.

He has ADHD

by mister2740 December 31, 2024

ADHD Trap

A game, a habit, or piece of media that enthralls people with adhd, potentially distracting them for hours.

Instagram Reels are an ADHD trap!

by Bustb0y January 12, 2025

ADTD

Attention DefiTism Disorder

She hates change but she's so impulsive and loud, she must have ADTD.

by LoKarma January 17, 2025