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Drizzle Drizzle

A hilarious 2024-2025 parody of the hyper-disrespectful gold-digging "sparkle sparkle" entitlement movement promoted on social media by toxic feminazis. It exposes the crazy entitlement of high-bodycount gold-digging feminist hoes who manipulate men into paying for all of their expenses like their hair, nails, brows & lashes appointments, rent or mortgage payments, car payments, insurance payments, etc. in exchange for days with her. Sparkle Sparkle is basically prostitution by another name. Drizzle Drizzle makes fun of that feminazi absurdity.
So I went on a first date with Karen, but she actually expected me to pay for the meal, and she didn't offer to pay for my car payment, car Insurance, gas, rent, and my new Jordans so I could be there for her on this date. So I told her she's obviously broke, and I got up and left drizzle drizzle.
by TheLightofTruth January 9, 2025
mugGet the Drizzle Drizzlemug.

Drizzle

When cumming on a girls face, after the main blow, it is the cum that slowly comes out after.
Last night, I shot a load in her face and then drizzled in her mouth.
by Cumdrizzler January 27, 2016
mugGet the Drizzlemug.

Cock Drizzle

When you cum and it leaks like a faucet instead of a squirt for the air.
by Master Dook June 16, 2021
mugGet the Cock Drizzlemug.

Grizzle Drizzle

Grizzle Drizzle; Grillin’ Drizzle; Grillin’ my Drizzle
Latin Origin

(compound phrase): To frequent a state of being between two, or more, individuals. A state of bliss or euphoria, a state of 👢 and 👞; or to 👢(Grizzle) my 👞 (Drizzle).
James:
Yo, I’m really needing someone to grizzle drizzle right about now.

Dave:

Like a burger?

James: No like sex Dave, why don’t we have sex anymore. Just because we’re married and have the kids doesn’t mean we can’t have us time anymore. I want a divorce.
by Definitely Not Homosexual August 1, 2021
mugGet the Grizzle Drizzlemug.

drizzle drizzle

Like 'sprinkle sprinkle' but for the men, especially for the kings in their soft boy era. Popularized by viral TikTok star @ScarfaceMark giving modern day dating advice to men, this term is used as a closing remark or emphasis similar to 'blessings'.
Bro 1: So it's our first month moving in, and my girl asks me if I have my half of the rent.
Bro 2: For real? The disrespect tho... If she says she wants you in her life, she should be paying the bills. Periodt. If she's broke, she needs to get her money up because she is not ready for a relationship. She's a bum and you deserve better, king. Drizzle Drizzle
by MusashiM5 April 2, 2024
mugGet the drizzle drizzlemug.

Rain forest drizzle

When a man woman or apache helicopter has copious amounts of sweaty or wet ass hair and wring it out onto someone else’s face then use it to moisturise their lips
Marc gave darryl a rain forest drizzle and he enjoyed it very much
by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025
mugGet the Rain forest drizzlemug.

drizzle drizzle

The opposite of Sprinkle Sprinkle; a way of giving financial-oriented dating advice to the girls (gold diggers). A catch phrase when talking about broke dusty men who have nothing to offer financially. Drizzle Drizzle is about equality. Which guy wants to be with a broke dusty girl? Drizzle Drizzle. If she's not pulling her weight someone else will.
I went to a restaurant with this girl and she asked aren't you going to pay for the meal?

I said WHAT??? ✨ Drizzle Drizzle ✨ I got ready for you, drove us here, and you want me to pay for the food. You could just say you're broke.. Blocked her immediately
by Soft Guy April 22, 2024
mugGet the drizzle drizzlemug.

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