cake

The bromance between Luke Hemmings and Calum Hood

Girl 1 : man i love cake!
Girl 2 : my cake is better than your cake!

by cake888 June 6, 2015

cake

'Cake' is the word used for when a person is so good looking that there isn't even a word in the urban dictionary to describe them. So you call them cake. Cake meaning fit and yummy.

"wow he's fit"
""Fit doesn't do him justice!"
"Fine he's Cake!!"
"that's more like it"

by CaHmRyI.S May 11, 2009

Cake

The thing you get if you do not stfu.

Max: "Hey dude, how about a piece of fruit and a chicken breast?"
Peter: "Cake or STFU!"

Sarah: "Trout Lake is such a remarkably beautiful setting, I love it!"
Sandra: "Trout Lake? Cake or STFU!"

Waiter: "Can I get you anything to drink, sir?"
Sir: "Cake or STFU!"
Waiter: "Cake?"
Sir: "Goddammit...I said cake or STFU, YA PUNK!"

Flexbro I: "I stopped doing drugs to give into another passion, alcohol!"
Flexbro II: "So? I stopped doing ya grandma to give into another passion, cake!"
Flexbro I: "Uh?"
Flexbro II: "Well yeah, cake or STFU u friggin' bastid!"

by stokedfish September 24, 2006

Cake

A codeword for making-out.

I want some cake right now.
I want to eat cake.
Did you eat the cake?

by beforelater November 8, 2004

cake

A sweet and tasty treat representing another food term used to encompass the essence of a woman's nether-region... to be used in conjunction with phrases that describe the greatness of your cake, how sweet and tasty it is... and how people cannot resist it. Having a golden cake means you are getting plenty of action. Similar to that of muffin, you can sample someone's cake or take a big bite out of it, but it will always be good, soft, edible, and irresitible.

My cake is sweet.
Shit, my cake is golden!
Would you like some cake?
I nibbled me some cake! mmm....

by Shelbykitty July 24, 2010

Cake

A tasty treat.

Do not buy cake from mand z bakery.

by Barbracakehater January 25, 2015

Cakes

1. A big booty
2. Some poor kids nickname

1. She got cakes!
2. Sup, cakes!

by Yungmonay December 11, 2014