papa garcia

A rare almost extinct species that is said to have the biggest of dicks. Papa Garcia is usually seen pumping iron and attracting all the females. Papa Garcia stands at 6’3 210 pounds, but research shows he growing by the second. A Famous photographer was said to have seen Papa Garcia’s penis, this photographer states that the penis is 22 feet. Papa Garcia continues to vibe to this day

God damn look at Papa Garcia

by PizzaMan Ant December 10, 2019

Papa bear

The person who I play as in the school play

Yo papa bear u are the goatfather

by JoshbigGaeWhoStealMyGirl June 16, 2019

papa crust

A male role model who creates epic memes and is also a dough lord. Also known as a Tyge/teig. Papa crust has an amazing CoC and also knows everything about the worlds best game, Minecraft. He is wholesome, caring, innocent, and loving.

Also has thicc ass cheeks

Guy: yo, is that papa crust?

Friend: no wayyyy. Papa crust, I love you, can I succ on your tatas

Papa crust: what the fuck James you’re so weird.

by kingthejam April 30, 2019

Papa Titty

The sexiest man to roam the solar system. This man has humongous luscious tits and is celebrated among many cultures around the world. Papa Titty is most famously known for creating those with large titties.

Adam: "Wanna go worship Papa titty together?"
Luc: "Sure thing bro, I heard it makes your tits bigger."

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

papa snacks

A foreman at Pepsi who is the father of snacks.

Papa snacks is the proud father of snacks.

by PepsiPro February 7, 2018

Papa John'd

When someone loses their job and/or pizza chain for saying a word that starts with N and rhymes with 'bigger'. No exception is made for usage within non-racial contexts or even quoting another person. However, exceptions can be made for individuals with dark skin.

Keith: "Ouch, some dude at Netflix just got fired for saying n***** while describing a Dave Chappelle joke"
Jamal: "Lol, he got Papa John'd"
Keith: "I hope that doesn't happen to me or I could lose my career"

by stonedwhilewritingthis July 13, 2018

papa putin

papa putin is a great man who is very hot, nice and lovable.
he drinks vodka every day and cares for russia like a good father.

have you heard of our father?
yes, his name is papa putin!

by papa's prophet February 20, 2019