A Flirtation so outrageous that it simultaneously exists, and does not exist. Where the observer ultimately determines the existence or non existence of flirtation by the act of observing it, either as:
A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)
B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)
A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)
B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)
Flirt: “I’m gonna use Schrödinger’s flirt and ask this dude if he wants to butt luge and make out. Depending how he takes it, I’m either hilarious and whacky, or getting Disaronno eaten out of my ass. It’s a win either way”
Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up”
Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up”
by Mz.Marz May 28, 2022
Get the Schrödinger’s Flirt mug.To flirt with someone by being in close proximity to them; also to flirt by frequent casual touching
Bailey was proximity flirting with Mark by standing close to him frequently and by finding casual reasons to touch his hand(s) while talking.
by Kathrine West August 19, 2015
Get the Proximity Flirting mug.A hand motion that signifies to someone of the opposite sex (or of the same sex depending on your sexual preference) that you are interested in them.
girl: omg, did you see that hot guy.
best friend: omg, total hottay. i asked to take a picture with him and he used flirt hands.
girl: so lucky, you bitch!
best friend: omg, total hottay. i asked to take a picture with him and he used flirt hands.
girl: so lucky, you bitch!
by WaZUp NigGgggsssssssS1347 January 18, 2011
Get the Flirt Hand mug.When you have a girlfriend and your texting/fb messaging/snapchatting/ig messaging/tweeting another girl memes. Then your girlfriend finds out your closer to the other girl than she originally thought.
Girlfriend: "Who's this bitch texting you? "
Boyfriend: "Just a friend"
Girlfriend: "What did she say? "
Boyfriend: "Nothing, we don't talk. She's just replying to my meme with another meme."
Girlfriend: "Wowwww... Okay so you just been meme flirting with her right in front of my face this whole time? I thought you two weren't even that close... "
Boyfriend: "Just a friend"
Girlfriend: "What did she say? "
Boyfriend: "Nothing, we don't talk. She's just replying to my meme with another meme."
Girlfriend: "Wowwww... Okay so you just been meme flirting with her right in front of my face this whole time? I thought you two weren't even that close... "
by Jokerr1 July 30, 2018
Get the meme flirting mug.A gay guy's best female friend, who secretly hopes for the gay friend to fall in love with her. This is usually canalized through playful flirting and jokes about becoming a couple.
Grace was Will's flirt hag in the show "Will and Grace"
Guy: "Look flirt hag! stop messing with my boyfriend"
Guy: "Look flirt hag! stop messing with my boyfriend"
by paus_rokoko January 14, 2009
Get the flirt hag mug.When a girl wants to grind on a boy but the girl doesn't want to so she dances with another guy to make the boy she originally wanted to dance with jealous to the point he wants to dance with the girl.
Jason didn't want to dance with me but I flirt danced with him by grinding on Danny. He soooo wanted me afterward. heh.
by JJMacfaye May 19, 2007
Get the flirt dance mug.A man talking to another man he's never met about common interests,business, or just to impress with the intent of becoming friends, usually leading in the exchange of phone numbers and/or business information.
by likemyorbs May 31, 2009
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