by Foz May 4, 2006
Get the toolmug. by Young JJ November 27, 2007
Get the toolmug. An AMAZING band. Lead vocalist is Maynard James Keenan. He is the jelly to my toast and eveyone knows toast tast like a piece of turd without the jelly. He is so AMAZING he cant even just have one band. I would go gay for him...i know its sad.
Gentle Stranger: Oh My Gawd! someones about to shoot maynard (the lead vocalist of tool) in the chest.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.
by Maynard'sVanguard March 27, 2007
Get the Toolmug. by Anonymous October 31, 2002
Get the Toolmug. Brian W. is a rebel Poser Tool because he trys to fit in with the skaters and does what they tell him to.
by 8th grade class of 2007 June 24, 2007
Get the toolmug. One who is, as J.D. Salinger wrote in "Catcher in the Rye," a "phony." Someone who is false, a media whore, a douchebag, and a servant (or tool) or the Man. The best example, the paradigm of tooldom, is Carson Daly, as quite correctly noted above. Other famous tools include Geraldo Rivera, Ryan Seacrest, Tom Cruise, Stephen Baldwin, Tony Danza, Wayne Brady, Tom Arnold, Ben Affleck, Linkin Park, and most ironically of all, Tim Allen.
by Dr. Zhivago July 16, 2008
Get the tool.mug. Someone who thinks theyre all that but theyre really not.Someone who everyone hates.Someone who talks smack about themselves to prove to other people that theyre life is interesting.
a tool: oh yeah i smoke weed and get drunk every night.
his "so called friend": umm he really doesnt, he's a pussy.
a jock: yeah he's a tool
EJ AGUADO.
his "so called friend": umm he really doesnt, he's a pussy.
a jock: yeah he's a tool
EJ AGUADO.
by hlahsldjahg April 11, 2006
Get the toolmug.