Ruben Morgan

An annoying kid with high functioning autism, who is a attention whore

"That guy is such a Ruben Morgan"

by SirCucksAlot February 5, 2018

Dirty Ruben

first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.

this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.

goddamn girl, you look like you could use a dirty Ruben

by makimammy October 12, 2022

Vermont Ruben

When you're devouring a women's vagina and the pussy flaps are very sour and roast beef like texture

Danny went down on Sally and was surprised to find a Vermont Ruben

by Bunz69 April 2, 2022

Ruben Wiki

A sickie. To take a sick day / sick leave

“Where’s Johno?”
“He’s having a Ruben Wiki”

by dunc5 May 24, 2022

RUBEN LAYA

A DUMB ASS BIG EAR NIGGA

YO U A RUBEN LAYA

by yeaaa bpiiio December 13, 2017

ruben and marisol

In simple words, Rubens & Marisol’s are like magnets. They can not stand away from each other for too long or they’ll get crazy, deeply in love but won’t admit it.

“ omg, have you seen Ruben and Marisol they’re so loving and adorable”

Ruben: I won’t catch feelings

Marisol: yeah right

by Pimpin.nosimpin September 30, 2020

The Ruben's fast

A form of fasting which permits only consuming Fudruckers, salt grass and Rosa's cafe, banana splits, and Watta Burger for an entire week.

Person one: Hey next week I have to fast, so i am going to chose to do the Ruben's fast
Person two: yea I will try it also

by Ben Steller October 26, 2019