LINDA

The archetype of Linda is the late-middle aged woman, suffering of incontinence and reeking of cigarette smoke that simply can't seem to get ahead at the fast food, or equivalent, job that she got as a teenager and could never expand from. She takes your order in her raspy voice, and all you can hear is an undertone of disappointment as the result of her lack of success, which can be directly attributed to her life choices and care free attitude towards existence. A woman who you can know with 100% certainty is a burden and disappointment to her family and the laughing stock of her social group. She tries to fit in with the young crowd because her mentality hasn't evolved along with her age due to a lack of life experiences so she is often caught going to the local dive bar and drinking until she feels her mental age, but only ends up making a scene and pissing on the barstool, but she's a regular and it has become expected so everyone just laughs it off in petty.

"Giiiiirl you better go to school and get your stuff together so you don't end up a Linda"

by C D B September 18, 2021

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bloody 'ell Linda

this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.

Lynda spills her tea;
Andrew: "bloody 'ell linda! you've spilt ya tea!"

by Angry.ginger June 14, 2024

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Look at me Linda

- Someone who always has to be the center of attention.

- They are that one Facebook friend that always has to post something about them and no one cares.
- They are that co worker who is always doing the most to show off to the boss.
- That one family member that it’s all about them and what they have and are doing.

She is such a look at me Linda always posting about how her BBL look like some rap star’s girlfriend.

by Coinedphrase October 14, 2025

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