Jonathan

A non groovey version of Jimmy Davao who girls for 15 year olds, he sits in his van and waits for them with his mattress

Hey there's a creepy dude in the van, he looks like a Jonathan

by Highly bear July 6, 2016

Jonathan

A very common olden name most commonly used amoung mormon boys. These individuals usually have to take Adderall and suck at Rainbow 6 Seige. They also are considered to be very tall and are often referred as Tree Boi due to their unusual height.

Hey what your name?
My name is Jonathan!
Oh hey Tree boi

by MLGsucci March 8, 2019

Jonathan

An amazing young ladd. Is cammonly married with women named Anessa

Damn jonathan you are great

by Ohyesman1203 June 19, 2018

Jonathan

Good at everything , sport , and usually incredible at sex , he has a fairly large penis and everyone is jealous of his girlfriends , very good kisser and he’s crazy hot , everyone wants him but he’s loyal and won’t ever cheat so he’ll stick to his girl

omg he’s so amazing I bet he’s a Jonathan.
Look how hot he is he’s probably a Jonathan.

by XxflylikeaGxX February 5, 2019

Jonathan

A species of giraffe commonly found in a trash can.

Damn that's one seriously large Jonathan right there.

by ASingleCookie June 2, 2018

Jonathan

A Rat

Oh shit! A Rat! Oi Jonathan- scatter, mate!

by Old French man May 28, 2019

Jonathan

Big fat cock

Person 1: Did you know that Jonathan has a big fat cock?
Person 2: Wow thats so cool!

by Rqz June 5, 2019