John aka john john is Somebody who is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He know keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky man abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah.. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes. He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes aswell. But cant do anything without his girlfriend he loves very much. loves smoking weed. loves football. and again scared chuck norris with a flinch
by hgccc November 8, 2021
Get the john johnmug. John is that guy at the sport game who gets a little bit too drunk and yells at the coach "hey coach i could of called that will my eyes close" or "hey coach i was banging your wife last night HEEEEEEEE"
by metaFaggot November 28, 2016
Get the Johnmug. 
The nicest guy you will ever meet. He is handsome and brave. He will protect you and take care of you. He can be witty and funny. When talking about certain subjects he can get a little fired up. He does not like large red headed women so stay away. He enjoys classical music, the symphony, the ballet, and playing guitar. He is a lover of fine wines.
by geezelouise March 5, 2014
Get the Johnmug. John is a really great person. He will love you, care for you, and hold you through all the hard times. But you must remember to cherish the small things and the big things because sooner or later, he’ll leave. When he leave it will be the worst feeling In the world. John is the most perfect human being on the planet. He will love you and show you affection. You must show him it back. If your lucky enough to even meet him, please just don’t hurt him. He has been through a lot and doesn’t deserve to be hurt more. He won’t open up at first and that’s okay. You have to prove to him that he can trust you snd open up to you. He has the best smile in the world. And his hair. Oh his hair, it’s amazing. But his eyes...his eyes tell a story when you look deeply into them. If you look close enough you can see all the memories that you have created. And when he kisses you, his lips have a way of forming into this way of telling you that he will love you like no one else can. Without even saying a word. He is complicated and will make you want to give up. But don’t, if you give up then you won’t be able to hit the part of the relationship that means the most. The part when you fall so in love with him that you forget who you are when you are with him. The part where you never want to leave his side. So John, if your reading this...I love you. And now I’m saying goodbye...I doubt you will ever see this but, it’s worth a try right. Sincerely savannah M
Girl who likes John: he’s cute
Johns ex(me): I know.(remembers every little thing)
Girl who likes John: remember when you dated him.
Johns ex(me): every little thing...I remember every little thing, the highs the hurts the loves the wins, every little thing.
Johns ex(me): I know.(remembers every little thing)
Girl who likes John: remember when you dated him.
Johns ex(me): every little thing...I remember every little thing, the highs the hurts the loves the wins, every little thing.
by SassySavvy1273 May 6, 2021
Get the Johnmug. A man with a horse cock that always gets the bitches but never gets anywhere with them. He also says he's done it all and has 9 lives.
by Good ol merica March 19, 2021
Get the Johnmug. 