James

Someone who doesn’t like to take showers. He/she has to be forced to take one and constantly smells like hot dogs. He/she gets pleasure from eating the skin off of their fingers until there is permanent damage and draws blood. They constantly have 3-10 crusty bandages on.
That guy is gross, he must be James
by Homeless George November 19, 2018
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James

James is a fucktard
by buddy222222222 February 16, 2018
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James

A dumbass That doesn’t know the difference between Lex the club and the car dealership Lexus
“James where are you
“I’m at Lexus club right now
by Cumslayer69 February 3, 2019
mugGet the Jamesmug.

the James

To smear mayonnaise over ones body in order to appeal to the other sex. It is usually done on video chat or facetime
Did you see John do the James last night on video chat

Yeah it was so sexy
by bolingollimbombo February 9, 2017
mugGet the the Jamesmug.

James

James tried getting his hair to look good but it failed
Yo did you see James the other day? He tried hard to get his hair to look good but failed
by Flame2125 January 22, 2018
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James

James is a skinny boi who keeps getting rejected by girls. He is so desperate that he has been known to make out with cacti. James has a very small acorn and is constantly being called gay by his friends. James's friemds are so mean that they leave bad definitions of him on the internet.
James is a little homo sexual.
I'm sure you won't be alone forever James.
James has a hot sister.
by Datboijani October 11, 2017
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James

james is a person who is a stupid gay nigger who sucks big fat hairy nigger pussy for a living to support his two retardred kids who eat grass
you such a james
by manny1029486 December 17, 2018
mugGet the Jamesmug.

Share this definition