Someone who doesn’t like to take showers. He/she has to be forced to take one and constantly smells like hot dogs. He/she gets pleasure from eating the skin off of their fingers until there is permanent damage and draws blood. They constantly have 3-10 crusty bandages on.
by Homeless George November 19, 2018

by Cumslayer69 February 3, 2019

To smear mayonnaise over ones body in order to appeal to the other sex. It is usually done on video chat or facetime
by bolingollimbombo February 9, 2017

by Flame2125 January 22, 2018

James is a skinny boi who keeps getting rejected by girls. He is so desperate that he has been known to make out with cacti. James has a very small acorn and is constantly being called gay by his friends. James's friemds are so mean that they leave bad definitions of him on the internet.
by Datboijani October 11, 2017

james is a person who is a stupid gay nigger who sucks big fat hairy nigger pussy for a living to support his two retardred kids who eat grass
you such a james
by manny1029486 December 17, 2018
