douch

an ignorant selfish person

look at that douch who pulled out in front of me and almost cut me off

by dano January 22, 2003

Douche

A person of lesser intelligence who acts like an ass.

That kid over there that looks like he's ten years old and acts like an ass is such a douche.

by ProcrastoMan April 30, 2003

Douche

the collective term for a group of emo or scene kids

look at that douche. what a bunch of douchebags

by DEAN THE MAGNIFICENT February 11, 2009

Douche

The person who is reading this...

You are a douche

by L.A.S.E.R.F.A.C.E. August 15, 2017

douche

A sports radio show host who thinks he knows it all.

Rich Lord thinks he knows it all, freaking douche bag!!!

by JJ in North Shore May 29, 2008

Douche

A word used mainly to describe a person (usually male) who isn't actually funny, nice, skillful, or smooth, and only gets talked to because he/she is somewhat attractive.

Person 1: Hey, I talked to Brian yesterday.
Person 2: Finally. What did he have to say?
Person 1: Well, he was actually pretty boring, awkward, and rude. I never would have guessed, seeing as how hot he is.
Person 2: Yeah, he sounds like a total douche.

by SickestPersonEver November 7, 2009

[douche]

(n)someone who is a complete and total moron. one that tells jokes and is the only one laughing. one who brags about his dick being huge and then claims the average penis is 4 and 1/2 inches so he can feel high and mighty with his 5 inches. also known as jonathan.

Jonathan: My dick is fucking huge!!

You: Douche.

by Bob1122334455 January 12, 2009