Parental Darwinism

Parental Darwinism is the complete failure of a parent at raising their kid.

She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025

DERPY DARWIN

Derpy Darwin is a term to define a handsome young Darwin C. He is cute and naughty and wears a hat that looks like the blue jays logo but is a raccoon

DOPE that is Derpy Darwin talking to my Grandma again!

by DERPY DARWIN June 8, 2022

Darwin formal

Darwin Formal is a semi-formal dress code for evening events held in the Northern Territory, Australia, originating in Territorian conventions for attire in the 19th century. The dress code is by its principal element, which is no flip flops (or thongs, as they are referred to as in Australia).

Is Michael Caine wearing Darwin Formal? While he is wearing a polyester tie, his boat shoes mean he is indeed wearing Darwin Formal.

by Territorian May 4, 2021

Darwin

Someone who is always salty. The living embodiment of salt.

After failing to get a Anny's number the man was he was Darwin

by Thiccydicky November 29, 2017

financial darwinism

The power of money, or its lack, to determine who gets to reproduce. Whereas in the past this was decided perhaps by physical toughness, ingenuity and resourcefulness in surviving, modern society has coldbloodedly decided who gets to reproduce by separating us by those who can afford to and those who cannot. A possible synonym would be late stage capitalism. One solution is throwing oneself on the mercy of the government, risking social disrespect in the process.

Guy: Hey friend, why no kids?
Friend: Couldn't afford it. It's not mine or God's fault. It was financial darwinism.

by old observer November 20, 2023

Darwin Núñez

The best player to ever play the game of soccer/football. He is the reason behind Liverpool FC's success. He is also the cutest and hottest player to ever play. I love him very, very much.

Oh, Darwin Núñez, where have you gone
Liverpool's winning and I need a Cody Gakpo
So, tell me Salah, when are we gonna win the league
I'm getting Van Dijk, and I need to be with my reds
And if you bring with Henderson, he can score
Talk about Darwin scoring hat tricks, this could be end of Man United
So why don't we go to the FA Cup game

by DaddyTiger69 May 31, 2024

darwin

When an establishment closes due to management and staff not agreeing on a contract.

Hey, did you hear about that coffee shop down the block? It was darwin'd. Just couldn't come to an agreement, so they had to shut down.

by Chaitan February 22, 2023