Juice on a dog

A universal phrase for really anything. It can be something good or bad or really anything else.

Example 1-
Bro 1: “Dude my grandma died yesterday day.”
Bro 2: “Bro that’s straight juice on a dog.”(in a somber tone)
Example 2-
Bro 1: “Dude I just banged a super hot chick!”
Bro 2: “Yo, that’s juice on a dog bro!”(excited tone)
Example 3-
Bro 1: “What do you think of this new haircut?”
Bro 2: “That is such juice on a dog!”(excited tone)

by Cwalks66 January 20, 2018

Quicker than a dog

The redneck version of very fast. My dad is a redneck so I know alot redneck stuff.

Man that boys quicker than a dog!

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Nick and a dog in a bed

Nick is a MASSIVE RAGING HOMO who bangs dogs on the down low

Eeh err eeh err nick and a dog in a bed banging all day long

by FortniteEpic0082583 February 28, 2019

Clear as a dog's drool

Very clear, Cloudless

Look! the sky is as clear as a dog's drool!

Oh my god, the water is as clear as a dog's drool!!

by DIngleWingler June 29, 2019

Work like a dog

To work like a dog means to do regular work on the Sabbath.

Please do not work like a dog on God's holy Sabbath.

by Be holy August 4, 2019

working like a dog

Sacked out on the sofa all day.

"Man, I've been working like a dog", he muttered into the phone, his feet up, eyes on the game, the bag of Doritos on his chest almost empty. There must have been a time, long ago, he imagined, when dogs spent their lives herding cattle from sunrise to sunset, but any actual 21st century dog he knew was lazier than The Dude.

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.

Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"

by Ilkley March 25, 2020