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chinese stack

The act of taking excessive amounts of napkins/toilet paper/tissue while only using a minimal amount of it. The rest of the stack does not generally go to waste as the left over napkins/toilet paper/tissue stays on the table that was used by the person/perpetrator of said stack.
Man, check out this Chinese stack on the table!
by Soaking Towel March 21, 2017
mugGet the chinese stackmug.

talking chinese

When you stay up for too many days on methamphetamine and you start a sentence only to fall asleep in the middle of it and finish the same sentence with a completely different subject that makes no sense. You then realize as you wake up that you didn't make sense and you tried to play it off to whoever you were talking to. P.S. It never works.
"I know! I love when the pizza has dead bodies that I hid in my closet last night. " I said, pizza in hand.

"Time for bed buddy, you're TALKING CHINESE bullshit again"
by Jaylen Rain January 8, 2019
mugGet the talking chinesemug.

Chinese spyware

Person 1: Have you seen the TikTok video I’ve sent you?
Person 2: Sorry, I don’t use the Chinese spyware
by Muttoosh November 23, 2022
mugGet the Chinese spywaremug.

Chinese Threesome

The Chinese Threesome is similar to the mundane threesome but one man penetrates the other man's ass and the leading man fucks with the amplified force of two men.
Xin - "Hey Kathy wanna have a Chinese threesome with me, and my boi Xhao. "

Kathy - "Normally I wouldn't but with twice the fucking power how can I refuse."
by Roger Peenrose February 27, 2021
mugGet the Chinese Threesomemug.

chinese orgy

A room full of people eating rice.
by Olherd November 3, 2019
mugGet the chinese orgymug.

Chinese fiddler

When you get completely naked and sit indian style on your girlfriends chest while she pretends to play your flaccid gummy dick as a fiddle while chugging soy sauce.
Last night wayne pulled the ole Chinese fiddler on his best friends girlfriend.... thanks Wayne...
by Big smexy 83 April 21, 2021
mugGet the Chinese fiddlermug.

Fake Chinese

A Chinese who didn't/doesn't wear open butt pants.
"Hey bro look at that fake Chinese, we cant even see his ass crack!"
by Taiwan>China May 30, 2019
mugGet the Fake Chinesemug.

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