26th May

Stop asking your future wife for nudes day.

horny big boy: nudes please 🥹🙏🏼
gf: not today nah it’s 26th May

by alarkaris May 26, 2024

April 26th

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.

You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”

by plyby_ November 1, 2021

February 26th

National Slime your Home Boy day.

Mike: Yo bro im sorry for what im about to do
John: Wdym bro?
Mike: its February 26th...national slime yo hb day

by turbo1459 February 24, 2025

September 26th

National grab your girlfriend/boyfriend or crush's ass day

Person 1: Today's September 26th slap your crush or lovers ass today

Person 2: I'm slapping carols ass today

by moeshaaaaaaaa September 23, 2022

december 26th

national holding hands day

"It's December 26th. You know what that means."
"What?"
"Let me hold your hand."

by idkkk12345 October 15, 2019

<April 26th>Offspring's Are scared of Ac!d Day <April 26th>

<April 26th>Offspring's Are scared of Ac!d Day <April 26th>

<April 26th>Offspring's Are scared of Ac!d Day <April 26th>

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

February 26th

Slime your hb(homeboy) on this day twin! No matter the cost, a hb must be slimed.

"hey John, which hb are you gonna slime for February 26th? Better not be me..."

by Doomscrollerofdoom February 25, 2025