Fortunate Sonning

When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.

John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."

by WordofTheFalcon July 3, 2020

Fortune clam

The clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.

John was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.

by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009

wayne fortune

An amazing hot man a real daddy

That wayney baby daddy wayne fortune

by 4tune January 24, 2018

Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022

Fortune

A handsome boy with good sense of humor and very crazy person .And a person who is very loved and very popular

Fortune is the best fortune cookie I have ever had in my life

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Squeal of Fortune

When you take a spinning wheel with names on it and spin it. The person whose name it lands on gets fucked by a horse and once they are dead, 4 dudes munge them.

Last night, we had a fun time after Leigh got the squeal of fortune

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024